ESCONDIDO, CA – The Bronner family, makers of the popular organic Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soaps have released a new video of NarcoPouch® 928 field drug tests of its soaps and other brands. The results prove that the test kit which was used to jail Don Bolles, drummer for the legendary punk band The Germs http://germsreturn.com/ on April 4, will always give a false-positive for the drug GHB (Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate) if used on any true natural soap. However, in an interesting twist, the test will test negative for fake mislabeled “liquid soap†products that are actually detergent-based, not soap.
Warning: this video is TOO long. Its about why soap isn’t GBH… for gawd sakes…. But I really love my hippy soap. Really I do. Ask Ruby. Thanks smalljones for pointing me to drbronner.com. I never would of thought that this crunchy product would be so 21st century. I mean they got a video on YouTube! Yesh Yesh!
Brian C. Russell 
Whoa.