Has the sky fallen? Cause our fav conservative Stephen Colbert has a guest Op-Ed column in the New York Times. It damn funny too. Here is my favorite part. Being a southerner of Appalachian descent… it makes me laugh out loud.
So why I am writing Miss Dowdâ€™s column today? Simple. Because I believe the 2008 election, unlike all previous elections, is important. And a lot of Americans feel confused about the current crop of presidential candidates.
For instance, Hillary Clinton. I canâ€™t remember if Iâ€™m supposed to be scared of her so Democrats will think they should nominate her when sheâ€™s actually easy to beat, or if Iâ€™m supposed to be scared of her because sheâ€™s legitimately scary.
Or Rudy Giuliani. I canâ€™t remember if Iâ€™m supposed to support him because heâ€™s the one who can beat Hillary if she gets nominated, or if Iâ€™m supposed to support him because heâ€™s legitimately scary.
And Fred Thompson. In my opinion â€œLaw & Orderâ€ never sufficiently explained why the Manhattan D.A. had an accent like an Appalachian catfish wrestler.
I think I just heard Colbert claim he was “the son of a poor appalachian turd miner. The Grandson of a goat ball licker.”.
via Andy Bechtel